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  • Extraction

    Extraction 2015

    ★½ Watched 06 Jul, 2016

    "Good skin is for potatoes and hookers."

    That unexpectedly goofy line is perhaps the most memorable thing about this relentlessly undercooked B-movie, featuring yet another phoned-in guest appearance by Bruce Willis, and not nearly enough Gina Carano.

  • Gods of Egypt

    Gods of Egypt 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun, 2016 2

    According to popular opinion, I should mock and deride Alex Proyas' latest feature. But that would be dishonest. The truth is that I had a lot of fun with Gods of Egypt, and not at the movie's expense either. Honest fun!

    Sure, it's garish and wacky, and probably not particularly great, but it's also actually never dull, and even better, it's got a great, goofy, good-natured sense of humor. Nothing would have killed this movie stone dead more than it…

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  • From Up on Poppy Hill

    From Up on Poppy Hill 2011

    ★★★★ Rewatched 13 May, 2012 9

    The world was very unkind to Goro Miyazaki when he took the unexpected leap from landscape architect and museum manager to director in 2006. Tales from Earthsea had its fair share of weaknesses and outright faults, but the yardstick by which the younger Miyazaki was measured and found lacking was downright unfair and cruel. The recent documentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi contains a musing from a food critic that's strikingly relevant: 86 year old Jiro is still in charge of…

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar, 2012 2

    Essentially Battle Royale for the Twilight crowd, The Hunger Games makes the leap from the pages to the big screen with the majority of the details intact. Sticking so closely to the source material means that the movie also shares the novel's strengths and weaknesses.

    First and foremost, Katniss remains an interesting, reluctant rebel character (Jennifer Lawrence, excellent), while the rest of the cast of characters veer more towards simple archetypes, sometimes wrapped in colorful costumes, sometimes not. The dystopic…