Danny Webster ★★★★★ 39
I cried. This is perfect. I am Groot. Nothing goes over Drax's head. He has excellent reflexes. Rocket isn't a raccoon. I am Groot. Star Lord? WHO? Sexy Aliens. I…
loureviews ½ 2
I look around at all the four and five star reviews and feel I am on a different planet.
Jennifer Connelly as the mother of Lily Collins, A+ eyebrow inspired casting
Chris Sumner ★★★
love Kevin Bacon? Watch this film. Hate kevin Bacon? Watch it anyway, you won't have to look at him for long.
Colin Chapman ★★
After being barraged with 113 minutes of faux-intellectualism and forced, self-aware symbolism, I was left sitting on my sofa, disillusioned and confused. I racked my mind, desperately trying to find…