Chris Sumner ★★★
love Kevin Bacon? Watch this film. Hate kevin Bacon? Watch it anyway, you won't have to look at him for long.
Colin Chapman ★★
After being barraged with 113 minutes of faux-intellectualism and forced, self-aware symbolism, I was left sitting on my sofa, disillusioned and confused. I racked my mind, desperately trying to find…
MisterBones ★★★★½ 5
WHY IS A MOVIE ABOUT AN OLD MAN FLYING HIS HOUSE WITH BALLOONS MAKING ME FEEL THE THINGS I'M FEELING
She doesn't have many facial expressions does she
Chris Hemsworth gives this an extra star himself.