MisterBones ★★★★½ 5
WHY IS A MOVIE ABOUT AN OLD MAN FLYING HIS HOUSE WITH BALLOONS MAKING ME FEEL THE THINGS I'M FEELING
Colin Chapman ★★
After being barraged with 113 minutes of faux-intellectualism and forced, self-aware symbolism, I was left sitting on my sofa, disillusioned and confused. I racked my mind, desperately trying to find…
Chris Hemsworth gives this an extra star himself.
She doesn't have many facial expressions does she
DirkH ★★★★ 23
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.