Keith Phipps ★★½
I didn't find much to love about this competent remake of the Sam Raimi classic until the end, when a bravura climax captured some of the anything-can-happen spirit of the…
Mike D'Angelo ★★½ 1
OMFG THOSE FANTASY SEQUENCES MAKE THEM STOP JUST SHOW THE FUCKING BAND WHAT ARE YOU THINKING AIEEEEEEE.
Scott Renshaw ★★½ 3
Who are these terrible, terrible lead actor kids and why are they interrupting a perfectly good Jeremy Irons/Emma Thompson ham-off?