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  • Daddy's Home

    Daddy's Home

    ★★★

    52

    I don't know what I expected out of this, really, but I got a charming comedy peppered with one hell of a mean streak and Hannibal Buress and Thomas Haden Church both stealing the show in supporting roles. Will Ferrell somehow accidentally rides a motorcycle up through the stairs of his home and gets stuck in the wall. It was enough for me.

  • Primer

    Primer

    ★★★★½

    85

    Jargon leading to infinite cycles of indescribable power intruding in on personal destinies.

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  • Warcraft

    Warcraft

    15/100

    Me: Hi, I'd like one ticket for Warcraft please.

    Ticket guy: Did you bring your strategy guide?

    Me: Wait, what?

    Ticket guy: Have you played The Burning Crusade and Wrath of The lich King?

    Me: Waitwaitwait...slow down.

    Ticket guy: What about Cataclysm, Mists of Pandaria, and Warlords of Draenor?

    Me: I don't even know what a Draenor is.

    Ticket guy: Are you excited for Legion?

    Me: Is that based on the demon movie with Dennis Quaid?

    *Ticket guy sighs, rips ticket, and points the way towards the auditorium*

    Ticket guy: Good luck.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ½

    7/100

    If Zack Snyder's Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice was a war for the soul of the comic book movie, a stirring, strange battle for idiosyncrasy in a committee chain, then Suicide Squad clearly showcases the winner, and it isn't the artists (or the audience for that matter). Strung together by the sparest, limp dick editing and full to the brink with cardboard cutout characters, obvious musical cues, idiotic holes in basic story construction, and a fucking joke of…