Silent J’s review published on Letterboxd:
He played Iron Man, a black man, Charlie Chaplin, and Wesley Snipes AIDS stricken best friend, but I'm certain Robert Downey Jr's best performance was as The Amazing Harold (formerly Harold the Great).
He played Batman, Iceman, Jim Morrison, and Doc Holliday, but I'm positive that Val Kilmer's best performance was as Gay Perry (also, he's gay).
He wrote Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, The Long Kiss Goodnight, and Iron Man 3, but I'm pretty sure the best thing Shane Black ever did was Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
It kisses, it bangs, and it entertains, but the best thing this film does is...
cocaine. Sorry I know there probably isn't any cocaine in this film, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with bang/entertain. Shit, typical Joe isn't it? He thinks of a rhyming thing to do and Oh! I don't know if you could have known it, but he ain't no fucking poet!
Sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself. I really should quit my narrating job, that is if you can call typing a bunch of words down "narrating". Whatever. This film is awesome. Watch it. No one saw it when it first came out so now's your chance to, like, watch it, like, now. I'm serious, don't give me that look. Just go watch it. You'll be happier when you do. NOW GO.