Silent J’s review published on Letterboxd:
Dear Mr. Fassbender (or Fast Bender as I like to call you),
On behalf of everyone who watched this movie, I want you to know...
you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man. I haven't seen many, but take that as a compliment. Though be careful.
You might shoot your eye out kid.
From, on behalf of everyone,
Me.