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Hamlet 2009
Before I go on with my review, I just have to brag about how perfect this day has been...
See, my English teacher had us do a project in which we had to do something fun and unique with 3 stories we read in our high school years. I compared 3 of Shakespeares characters (Hamlet, Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet, and the Shylock from Merchant of Venice) and then recite 3 soliliques, one was from Merchant, two from Hamlet. Everyone…
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A Very Potter Sequel 2010
THIS WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!
I prefer the first one but...
THIS WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!
In all honesty, I like the Harry Potter books and films, but I prefer this series a lot more than the original Potter series.
I can't wait until I see the next one because...
IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME!
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A Very Potter Musical 2009
Coming from someone who's not even that big a fan of Harry Potter (at least not as much as he was a kid)...
This is fucking phenomenal.
Coming from someone who's never been that big a fan of musicals...
This is fucking phenomenal.
Coming from someone who's never heard of Starkid and never had much of an opinion of Darren Criss til now...
This is fucking phenomenal.
Coming from someone who like phenomenally funny shit with catchy songs sung by phenomenal actors with phenomenal singing voices...
This is fucking phenomenal.
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Iron Man 3 2013
As we all know, The Avengers was awesome and we all couldn't wait to see what Marvel would do next or how they could even follow it up. Consider Iron Man 3 your first introduction to Phase Two of The Avengers Initiative.
Iron Man 3 is more of a sequel to The Avengers than Iron Man 2 (thank God!). In that respect, it makes you wonder how did they think they could successfully follow up the second most financially successful…
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The Avengers 2012
This just makes me love the film even more.
Even the little things count in the biggest ways.
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The Collection 2012
I FINALLY GOT A CHANCE TO SEE THIS AFTER IT'S BEEN ON MY TABLE STARING AT ME FOR A MONTH NOW....
and it was SO worth the wait.As one of the few people who loved The Collector, I was curious where the sequel would go and it...is...so...AWESOME!
Everything is bigger, better, badder, scarier, gorier, creepier, more suspenseful than the last film. The slasher continues to be creepy as fuck and everything from the atmosphere to the kills made me…
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Django Unchained 2012
DJANGO!
Django....
Imagine if Michael K. Williams played Django, with that same snarl he always gave on The Wire. Imagine everyone shouting "Django! He coming yo!"
I don't know why, but as great of a job Foxx did in the role, but I can imagine so many actors doing a better job.
Leo, Sam Jackson, and Waltz however, are too perfect to even imagine replacing. -
Louis C.K.: Oh My God 2013
Seriously how can anyone not love this morose motherfucker right here?
He can say the most fucked up things but he says it in a way that makes so much sense, you'll end up agreeing with him.
Like because of him, I'm Pro-Slavery now.
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Girl, Interrupted 1999
Hey, I just met you...
And this is crazy...
So here's my number...
So call me maybe!
Please, if you're this crazy...
Don't call me baby...Sorry, I don't know where that came from...
This is like the chick flick version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Only this isn't a chick flick...though it has a lot of chicks in it.This has to be one of the most awesome casts ever. I mean, just LOOK AT THIS CAST:…
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Ruby Sparks 2012
I don't know how, but this is even better on replay. On this watch, I realized this was like a modern retelling of Frankenstein. I mean, think about it when you see the movie. Paul Dano is obviously the creator; Ruby his creation. In both Frankenstein and this, the creator tried to create the perfect human being, or in this film, the perfect lover. They soon realize there is no such thing as a perfect human being and learn the…
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Ruby Sparks 2012
This is one of those films that just screams "How could you not love this?" not just for anyone, but especially for a writer (or aspiring writer) like myself.
This has to be one of the most original films I've seen. There is not a single film I can think of that is quite like this. It stars the always brilliant Paul Dano as an accomplished writer who is struggling with writing his next novel and with his novel. The…
