You know what I just realized?
Spike Lee is the black equivalent to Adam Sandler.
Obviously, he's much more talented than Sandler, but this movie made me realize the disbelief in the kind of love interests that Spike Lee casts himself beside. I can't believe Spike Lee can get with Rosie Perez or Tracy Camilla Johns in the same way that I can't believe Adam Sandler hooking up with Salma Hayek or Katie Holmes or Jennifer Aniston. The only way…
I don't think I've ever been more heartbroken while watching a movie as much as I was when Woody called Buster the dog.
Seeing the same energetic puppy that was all over the place in the last movie become this sad, old, ready to be put down grown ass dog...I weld up tears on the spot.
Yes, it was more heartbreaking than all of the other tear-educing stuff that happened in the end.
I love dogs. I loved that dog. I cried like a baby when I saw him.
You know what's fucked up?
The older you get, the more kids movies come off as fucking depressing.
When I was a kid and didn't have a care in the world, I had a blast with this movie. I simply saw it as a fun adventure flick that made me think twice about turning my back on my toys for a while.
Now, after 19 years of walking on the Earth, this is the saddest movie on the planet and…
Why yes, I do like Hitchcock.
In fact, I'm sure just about everyone on this site loves Hitchcock.
If you really like Hitchcock, stay the hell away from this movie.
I'm not familiar with the rest of Dario Argento's work, but if the rest of his films are this dry, dull, or plain dumb, then keep the rest of his films the hell away from me too.
"Ya'll be careful in that water. Lots of sharks out there. I know the water looks real pretty, but the sharks are waiting. Bunch of vicious motherfuckers...just lurking."
This was a movie that I really had to sleep on before giving my thoughts on it.
This is a rather perplexing movie; not in it's message, but it's perplexing because I wasn't sure if I liked it. I didn't really know what to make of it. I could tell from the…
When I first heard of this movie, I thought it was unreal.
Now that I've seen it, I'm convinced that it is unreal.
When I first saw the trailer for this movie many, many months ago, I honestly thought it was a mock trailer that you'd find on FunnyOrDie.com. "It's a parody trailer." I thought to myself. "Probably a parody of Keaton's comeback from Batman, but they can't afford the rights to say Batman so they're calling him Birdman." Yeah,…
So after being surprised with how dated the humor in Delirious was, I decided to check out Raw to see if the same case applies. Turns out it doesn't BUT, ironically, the show with the cringe worthy homophobia was the better, funnier show.
Honestly, giving this three stars is being extremely generous on my part. While this show isn't quite homophobic, it just wasn't all that funny. It's not even because of the sexism or misogyny that shows. It's just…
I'm starting to realize that my Film/Religion class is starting to have a really positive affect on me when it comes to watching films.
No, I did not watch this in my Film/Religion class, but for the past 7 weeks of that class, I learned to look at films in a whole new way; whether the film is for the class or not. The big question my professor would always ask after we watch a film is "Why would the…
You know, I don't remember Delirious being this fucked up in the first 10-15 minutes.
By fucked up, I mean homophobic. Now I won't hold it against Eddie Murphy for comments he made +30 years ago, but hearing that shit now just makes the show feel even more dated than it already is. I get that times were way different back in 1983 compared to 2015, but those kind of comments just sound obnoxious and ridiculous when you go back…
The Academy Awards received a lot of (well deserved) controversy for only nominating Selma with two Oscar nominations: Best Song and Best Picture. Many think it deserved many more nominations; especially Best Director and Best Actor. Just as many people think the film deserved to win Best Picture. Now, I can't go that far as I haven't seen every film nominated for Best Picture (this is only my third 2014 Best Picture watch). I cannot say this is the best…