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  • The Thin Red Line 1998

    ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan, 2015 2

    I saw this in my Film & Religion course today and just...wow.

    Prior to watching the movie, my professor had us read a chapter (Ch. IV to be exact) out of Martin Heidegger's Being and Time and claimed that this movie was basically "Being and Time: The Movie". This movie was exactly that. Apparently, according to my professor, Heidegger was a big influence on Terrence Malick to the point Malick wrote a dissertation on Heidegger in college. Malick basically idolizes this…

  • Sand Sharks 2011

    Watched 20 Jan, 2015 2

    When I willingly watch movies like these, I have to question whether or not I actually love myself as much as I thought I did.

    If I really loved myself, why would I put myself through shit like this?

    Sharks...swimming...under...sand...

    I should've known better.

    I don't know what I expected.

    I must not love myself.

  • Sharknado 2013

    ★★★★★ Added 5

    It's better than The Godfather. Truly a cinematic marvel to behold.

    The fact that this movie puts on a straight face and tells audiences that the combo of a shark within a tornado is actually a scientific possibility with no plausible data to back it up is the greatest example of acting that has ever been put on the silver Syfy screen.

    With directorial work that would put Kubrick and Scorsese to shame and special effects that would stir jealousy…

  • Dolemite 1975

    ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan, 2015

    Nothing says Happy MLK Day like watching Dolemite make a white man dance while shooting at him.

    We made it, Dr. King...we made it.

  • American Sniper 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan, 2015

    Ever since that extremely intense trailer came out for this movie a while back, I was really excited to see this movie and then when this was revealed as a dark horse surprise Oscar nominee, I got even more curious to see this movie. I'm happy to say that Clint Eastwood once again did not disappoint.

    For the past couple of years, Bradley Cooper has really grown on me as an actor. Crazy to think this was the same guy…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014

    ★½ Added 2

    This sequel repeats every single problem that Spider-Man 3 made and still manages to be worse.

  • Titus 1999

    ★★★★★ Added

    I previously gave a little mini-review of this movie already and I was just going to leave it at that, but this is the sort of movie that's worth talking in depth about. Love it or hate it, it's a hell of a thing to experience and I think I might as well go in depth about my experience with this movie.

    Just a couple months back (when I was on a mini-hiatus from this site), I took an acting…

  • Titus 1999

    ★★★★★ Added 2

    I'll be damned if "Villain, I have done thy mother." is not the greatest line that Shakespeare ever wrote.

    Who knew Shakespeare cracked Yo Momma jokes back in the day?

  • Vincent 1982

    ★★★★½ Watched 16 Jan, 2015

    Imagine if Dr. Seuss made something that proved he was weird and/or insane.

    Vincent would be the very product of an insanely brilliant Dr. Seuss.

  • Friday After Next 2002

    ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Jan, 2015

    If you've seen both previous films, you'd know that the sequel had degenerated from the first film's real but funny atmosphere to a much goofier, over the top, and practically cartoony style. Add to the fact that the second film had a huge drop in quality compared to the first and because of that, there really should be no expectations for this film. All you can do is embrace the goofiness this time around and you know? When you do…

  • Next Friday 2000

    ★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan, 2015

    As usual with sequels, the sequel is never as good as it's predecessor and when the predecessor is so well done and is overall just a great film, it makes the sequel look even more mediocre.

    Next Friday is that kind of mediocre sequel.

    I grew up with this movie so I think I'll always have a soft spot for this movie and give it a little leeway when it comes to the bigger flaws, but that still doesn't make…

  • Friday 1995

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan, 2015

    Probably the movie I've ever quoted the most and definitely the movie I've heard quoted the most from people.

    "I know you don't smoke weed...I know this...but Imma get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do."

    "You win some, you lose some, but you live...you live to fight another day."

    "Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator! Eating up all the…