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  • Penis Boy

    Penis Boy 2015

    ½ Watched 18 Oct, 2015

    Penis Man was better.

  • Birdman

    Birdman 2014

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Oct, 2015

    "He's a handful, isn't he?"

    I just realized, isn't that an incest joke?

    I mean, right before, Emma Stone does see Ed Norton just standing with his cock out; as he put it. For all the incest undertones between Norton and Naomi Watts, Stone asking Watts if her brother is a "handful" is an oddly specific word. She's basically asking Watts "I bet you fuck your brother, don't you? Looking at his dick now, I bet it's a handful for…

  • Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    Valerie and Her Week of Wonders 1970

    ★★★½ Watched 17 Oct, 2015

    I stayed up until 4:30am to catch this on TCM. I feel exhausted and the bags under my eyes are heavier than dumbbells, but I can honestly say it was worth it.

    Mostly worth it.

    I mean, I'm sure I didn't get a few things. Either on account of my sleep deprivation or because this is fucking trippy, but I was content with just getting lost in the awe inspiring imagery if nothing else. The symbolism that I did catch was pretty fascinating and well illustrated on screen.

    Now, if you excuse me, I need to sleep and collect my thoughts.

  • Portrait of Jason

    Portrait of Jason 1967

    ★★★★½ Watched 16 Oct, 2015

    Jason Holliday is like that one uncle everybody has who gets sloppy drunk whenever you see him. But you let him keep drinking because the more he drinks, the more fascinating his stories, advice, and rants turn out to be. But the more he drinks, you realize he's a sad drunk that's full of shit and you can't separate his truths from his bullshits.

  • Secret Honor

    Secret Honor 1984

    ★★★★ Watched 11 Oct, 2015

    Robert Altman had a knack for taking huge ensemble casts and making the greatest movies ever.

    Apparently, he could also take exactly one guy and make one of the greatest movies ever.

    This man had too much power for his own good.

  • You're Nobody 'til Somebody Kills You

    You're Nobody 'til Somebody Kills You 2012

    ½ Added

    It's a crime that Michael K. Williams gets killed off like 2 minutes into the movie.

    Oh, did I spoil the movie for you?

    Trust me, I just did you a favor.

  • Caught on Tape

    Caught on Tape 2013

    ★★ Watched 11 Oct, 2015

    What's worse than a musical?

    A musical filled with people who can't rap/sing and don't even try to. Instead, they just talk normally while music plays in the background and by chance, sentences tend to rhyme. Sometimes, they don't even rhyme.

    Shame really. Without the gimmick, the story isn't all that bad.

  • The Shining

    The Shining 1980

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct, 2015

    Jack Nicholson pulls off some of the greatest facial expressions ever committed to film in The Shining.

    Side note: This is my first horror flick of October, but let's face it, it's probably the only one that matters. Arguably the greatest horror movie ever.

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity 2000

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Oct, 2015

    Lisa Bonet is the most beautiful creature to ever grace this planet.

  • Whore

    Whore 1991

    ★★½ Watched 02 Oct, 2015

    Didn't start October off with a horror, but I did start with Whore. That's close enough.

    Then again, it's horrifying how vaguely horrible this is so maybe it's closer to horror than I thought.

    It's like Showgirls before Showgirls. If the goofiness in Showgirls was intentional and self aware that is.

  • The Red Shoes

    The Red Shoes 1948

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Sep, 2015

    So instead of finishing up a paper that I waited until the very last minute to start--it's due tomorrow--I rewatched this masterpiece. Was it worth procrastinating enough to either lose sleep, fuck up my grade for the class, and/or fuck up my academic future?

    You kidding? Have you seen The Red Shoes? Of course it was.
    It's totally worth it.

    Also, it's insane that this was the highest grossing film of 1948. Not the overbloated Hollywood slambang blockbuster we're used…

  • The Mack

    The Mack 1973

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Sep, 2015

    A part of me wishes they made a sequel to The Mack in the 90's, but only so they could use Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison as part of it's soundtrack. They didn't even have to give the sequel a real plot. Just put the song on loop for 90 minutes during scenes. That's like my favorite song.