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  • Ride Along 2014

    ★★ Watched 25 Jan, 2014

    The choice is ride all the fuck out to see this when its freezing cold and pouring snow or die.

    Ride or die?

    I'm choosing die next time.

  • EDtv 1999

    ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan, 2014

    Do you think that if more people saw this movie and actually paid attention to what it was saying, do you think reality tv would be as big of a deal as it is today?

  • Justice League: War 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan, 2014

    DC finally made their own Avengers.

    Yes, I know comparing an animated film to arguably the greatest superhero film ever sounds like blasphemy, but I honestly think that if the live action JLA movie is anything like this in terms of characters, story, and action, then that has potentially to be the very best superhero movie ever. This was just about perfect. From the dialogue (Wonder Woman's characterization especially was the best I've ever seen on screen; not to mention…

  • Fruitvale Station 2013

    ★★★★★ Added

    So apparently I'm racist because I said the word "nigga". That's a lie. I love my people. Sometimes. I loved this movie. I cried at the end, therefore I cannot possibly be a racist against my own people. Ya'll niggas tripping, bruh.

    Oops, I did it again.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

    ★★★★★ Added 26

    According to Leo DiCaprio, this is the companion piece to his last couple films (Great Gatsby, Django Unchained) and creates a trilogy about American men of three different generations trying to gain and keep what they value as wealth, power, or both. I'm sure it'll be interesting to watch these three films in a row with that in mind, but on its own, Wolf of Wall Street is indeed a wolf high on ludes that has a biting commentary/satire on the American dream.

  • Bullet to the Head 2012

    ★½ Added

    Say what you will be how Sly Stallone is getting too old for this shit or how his movies are just getting worse and worse.

    No matter what, I still can not understand what the fuck he's saying in these movies.

  • The Place Beyond the Pines 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan, 2014

    Hey, girl. Wanna know why theater audiences give a consecutive *thud* of panties dropping on the floor every time you walk into a Ryan Gosling movie?

    Dat voice.
    Dat jaw.
    Dat voice
    Dat ass.
    Dat voice
    He can ride a motorcycle.
    Dat voice.
    Dat hair.
    Dat voice.
    Dat eye.
    Dat voice.
    Dat other eye.
    Dat acting.
    Dat voice.
    Dat ass.
    Dat voice.
    And dat voice.

    That's why.

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

    ★★★★ Added

    This movie was better than it had any right to be.

  • This Is the End 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan, 2014 2

    Whoever sat at the writer's desk and said, "This movie needs a coked out Michael Cera.", deserves some sort of an Oscar because that is just pure genius.

  • An Adventure in Space and Time 2013

    ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov, 2013

    With about an hour to midnight, it will be November 23rd. That date will mark the 50th Anniversary of the global phenomenon that is Doctor Who. As if the landmark event, The Day of the Doctor, wasn’t big enough, the BBC had Mark Gatiss write a drama chronicling the ups and downs that went into the production of the show when it first hit the airwaves in 1963. How Sydney Newman, Verity Lambert, and Waris Hussein all collaborated to create…

  • Her 2013

    ★★★★★ Added 9

    Everybody seems upset that Joaquin Phoenix didn't get an Oscar nomination--I myself think he should have got one--but I think we're all forgetting how he responded to his last Oscar nomination..."It's complete and utter bullshit and I don't want to be apart of it. I don't believe in it. It's a carrot, but its the worst tasting carrot I've had in my life." That's probably why he wasn't nominated this year. I agree with him, but it's kinda fucked up…

  • The Best Man Holiday 2013

    ★★★½ Added 1

    For a sequel to a film that no one asked to have a sequel for, this is a vast improvement on the original. Runs way too long, but when it needs to be funny, its hilarious and when it tries to be dramatic, it actually pulls at the heart strings makes genuine tears roll. Not from me, of course, cause I ain't no punk. I don't cry for *sniff* no stupid *sniff sniff* movie about-*sniff sniff sniff*- I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING! SHUT UP!