As of now, I have seen every film nominated for Best Picture this year.
I guess I chose the worst for last.
For what reason was this film was nominated? Is it because it shits on members of the Catholic Church? Is it because Judi Dench’s performance was so good they just HAD to nominate the whole film? Is it because it’s your usual run of the mill sappy crowd pandering flick Oscars jizz over? Is there any reason, for…
The extra half star is for those intense last five minutes. The rest of the film is incredible in it's own right, but those last five minutes man...fuck.
What can be said about this film that hasn't been said already? Tom Hanks proves that after all these years, he's still got it and gives what I'd argue to be the best performance of his career. Barkhad Abdi, in his film debut, is a powerhouse villain who you even find yourself…
"Love. Love until you hate. But learn to hate your love and then forgive your hate for loving it."
When we're young, most of us are excited about entering adulthood. Exploring a new world from a new perspective with new possibilities. When we finally do enter it, we're quick to find out that it isn't all that it's cracked out to be nor what we expect it to be. It seems director Scott Cofey is trying to put emphasis on…
Sequel to Die Hard 3 in which Zeus works another case with John McClane but ends up crippling himself in the process. To leave the past behind him, John stops being a cop, remarries with someone else, and takes a job as a security guard. But Zeus cannot forget the past so easily. Bitter that kids make fun of him and call him Mr. Glass, Zeus seeks revenge on McClane by trying to break him in the most physical and mental way possible, but how can he break someone who is...
Coming to a theatre near you (14 years ago)
Fuck Billy Mitchell.
Fuck his tie.
Fuck his American tie.
Fuck his tie with the shitty looking trees.
Fuck his Miami Vice haircut.
Fuck his shoes.
Fuck his videotapes.
Fuck his shit eating grin.
Fuck his smooth ass beard.
Fuck Billy Mitchell.
Fuck that motherfucker.
With another Best Picture nominee that I've never heard of, I had really low expectations. I didn't even know what this is about. Surprisingly, it ended up being a brilliant character study unlike any kind I've seen in the sub-genre.
It stars Bruce Dern as a senile old man who thinks he's won a million dollars thanks to a scam letter he received in the mail. Frustrated by his father's insistence to receive his winnings in Nebraska, his son, played…
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
It was already evident in the 90's that Woody Allen's abilities as both a writer and a director have been declining steadily. Then, he married his adopted daughter. Then there were allegations of him molesting his biological daughter. Film wise, there was a shred of hope once Midnight in Paris came out. Then he made Blue Jasmine. It seems as though Woody Allen has taken a turn for the worse both behind the camera…
This film is a lot like Jesse’s third book...ambitious and too long.
The only difference is unlike Jesse’s book, this is not the best in the series. This is the most disappointing.
What made Before Sunrise so great is that it was just two strangers spending a day together in hopes of finding some kind of chemistry. What made Before Sunset even better was the fact we saw those same characters who have established separate lives 9 years later and…