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  • A Bay of Blood

    A Bay of Blood 1971

    ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Aug, 2013

    Cinematic legacies are funny things. Some films aim for one, and the effort pays off in dividends. Others aim for one, and only end up as a minor footnote on a Wikipedia entry. Some films however, gain one simply by being made in the right place at the right time.

    Mario Bava's A Bay Of Blood was initally reviled by critics for its excessive gore, questionable acting, and nonsensical plotting. These are perfectly valid criticisms, but no-one could have predicted…

  • Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

    Comedy Central Roast of James Franco 2013

    ★★ Watched 04 Sep, 2013

    Two stars for including women that aren't Lisa Lampanelli, and who were funny, to boot.

    The rest of it was largely painful.

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  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

    Texas Chainsaw 3D 2013

    ½ Watched 04 Jan, 2013 46

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You 1999

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Mar, 2013

    10 Things, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

    1. Heath Ledger with his original hair, and shiny trousers.
    2. "I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but you can ever just be whelmed?"
    3. Allison Janney and her erotic novel.
    4. Letters To Cleo! On a roof!
    5. "I've got a dick on my face, don't I?"
    6. Baby JGL, and Larissa Oleynik, who really should have been massive.
    7. A frankly…