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  • Lady Stay Dead

    Lady Stay Dead 1981

    ★★★½ Watched 26 Sep, 2016

    2016 ABC Horror Challenge

    L is for Lady, Stay Dead

    This is a pretty tight, well-made movie, but at the same time I didn't really connect with it. It starts out really strong, with the stalker gardener's striking introduction co-starring his mannequin sex doll. I'm no expert on sex dolls of the early '80s, but the fact that it was a dressed, mannequin-style doll and not a blowup doll, made me think that he was pretty serious and experienced with…

  • Killer Workout

    Killer Workout 1987

    Watched 19 Sep, 2016

    2016 ABC Horror Challenge

    K is for Killer Workout

    Man, and I thought last week's Jaws of Satan was bad! Killer Workout is pretty piss poor, and I love the '80s and its neon leotard aerobic obsession.

    Whenever I see a fun '80s montage set to a dope pop song, I think, "Movies should have more stuff like this." Killer Workout grants that wish, but in getting what I wanted I realized it was the wish of a fool. At…

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall 1990

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Feb, 2015

    Basically the greatest movie ever made. Move over Citizen Kane.

  • Evilspeak

    Evilspeak 1981

    ★★★★ Watched 08 Aug, 2016

    2016 ABC Horror Challenge

    E is for Evilspeak

    Evilspeak dares to ask the big questions we'd all like the answers to. Y'know, stuff like "How do you confront a bully?" "Is there a good excuse for being late to class?" and "What are the keys to the kingdom of Satan's magic?"

    This movie is super fun, a totally '80s romp about Satan, soccer, and a computer ready and willing to help our hero perform a black mass. How can I…