Ian Albinson ★★★★
It's the kind of thing you begin watching with friends, with the intention of stopping after ten minutes when it becomes boring. Except it didn't and we ended up watching…
Despite GEN1 SCRIPTBOT XK ALPHA peppering the script with his handy [INSERT human_emotion.hook] it still left me feeling empty. Maybe the GEN2 script-writing robots will be better?
Even during the…
Cole Dryden ★
So, this was real shitty. It would've been great if they had just stuck to aerial shots of rural Scotland the whole film but they screwed it up when the…
Ian Albinson ★½ 2
A messy mishmash of a movie, made BARELY tolerable by Farrell's scene chewing turn as the vampire. Yelchin as "Charley" has about as much personality as cardboard and Toni Collette…
Jacob Skaaning ★★½
It's funny because he's still wearing crocs.