laird ★★★ 4
Further proof that Cannon Films was the last great purveyor of exploitation. Needlessly violent and scuzzy while cartoonish at the same time. It kind of stumbles through its first hour…
Parker ★★★½ 1
The legendary woman who kicked everyone's nuts in Corpus Christie, Texas.
A young woman in her bathroom has a cry-wank with her toothbrush (not even an electric one!) before her self-abuse turns into self-harm and she starts stabbing herself and then…
Parker ★ 3
Not sure which makes me hate America more: Making a Murderer or this.
Parker ★★★★ 5
This movie has taught me that I should beat my enemies to death with their own severed limbs.