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  • Escape Plan 2013

    ★★★ Added

    For all it's faults, Escape Plan will always have a fond place in my heart as the film that returned 80's Arnold Schwarzenegger to the big screen. Since his return to acting, I'd found all the films he's been in to be abysmal; more Jingle All the Way than Twins, if that makes sense, and then there was Escape Plan. Arnie plays old and tough with a sly twinkle in his eye that is simply a joy to behold. Like…

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014

    ★★★ Watched 13 Apr, 2014

    I thumb-fucked my bellybutton for like, 5 minutes while taking a dump yesterday. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though. I wouldn't say it felt good, but it definitely didn't feel bad.

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