Watched Jun 07, 2012
Clowns with guns, and the worst vampire teeth I have ever seen.
This movie starts great, and goes nowhere fast. However, I found myself giving this the MST3K treatment throughout, and I wasn't even drunk. If it wasn't for all the vampire raping in the later half of the movie, the Joel and the guys probably would have riffed the shit out of this movie back in the day.
I love how the older vampire looks like a 60 year old DJ Qualls, and the three henchmen are like the Three Stooges if they were rapists.
Overall, a terrible movie, but in the best way possible.