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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 11 Jun, 2015

    The reasons for Jurassic World's existence are aggressively dumb. The events of Jurassic Park happened, but no one learned anything, and so they built another park and opened it to the public. And in this bizarro universe we're told that the public is pretty meh about dinosaurs now, so they better start concocting some new ones. Just throw a whole bunch of dinos into one and make a super killing machine. What could go wrong?

    Everything. Everything goes wrong. Immediately.…

  • Sunset

    Sunset 1988

    Watched 26 May, 2015

    Only made it about 12 minutes before I realized I had absolutely no interest in this whatsoever.

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  • Foodfight!

    Foodfight! 2012

    ½ Watched 15 May, 2013

    The movie that's running on the monitors in the waiting rooms for Hell.

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns 1992

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Jul, 2012 2

    Superior in every conceivable way to the first Michael Keaton BATMAN, and anyone who doesn't think so is out of their goddamned mind. Not only is Keaton perfect again, but so are Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer and Christopher Walken. The scene where Bruce Wayne and Selena Kyle discover each other's alter egos still gives me a rush, and I can't tell you how many times I say "You've got kind of a dark side, don't ya?" to other people. Great dynamics and themes going on all over the place in this one.