Corey Haim finds a genetically modified dog that is being hunted by a genetically modified... Something. All are being hunted by an unhinged Michael Ironside, at his Michael Ironsidiest. While…
In standard Letterboxd fashion...
COP DOG, more like CRAP DOG AMIRITE
Also, you killed the dog. Don't kill the dog.
Maki ★½ 2
EXPOSITION: THE MOVIE
Even though it relies a little too heavily on continuity from the far inferior Fast & Furious, it's still satisfying... Just in a very different way than Fast Five was.
It pleased the sappy portions of my brain while not insulting the rest of it. This is a tougher balancing act than you'd think!