John Beauchamp ★★★★½
This is a hard movie to come to terms with. There's a lot in it and it does more with the characters than the first movie did.
When writing a…
The first 45 minutes of this made-for-cable movie is a painful slog, with lots of buildup and foreshadowing that goes nowhere, with little character development we could care about. However,…
Parts five and six both work because the ridiculous audacity of their action sequences more than make up for the goofiness, but that ship has sailed (and then jumped a…
Anyone who knows me knows how much I unironically love this franchise. Crazy action movies that are completely unapologetic and straightfaced about what they're doing? I'm in every time. So,…
It's got Robert Z'Dar in chainmail, wielding a battleaxe. Sometimes that's all you need.