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Sucker Punch 2011
Second and last viewing. Like watching 4 or 5 music videos strung together, slow motion fighting, slow motion bullets, slow motion-hey, you get the idea. Crappy annoying soundtrack and I found myself turning it down. No amount of endless shots of short skirts and thigh high socks could stop me from being totally bored senseless. And what the hell was it all about??
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!!! Merry Christmas from The Griswolds!
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A Clockwork Orange 1971
'What's it going to be then,eh?' Initiative comes to thems that wait. There was me, that is Steve, and I sat in my Front Room trying to make up my rassoodocks what to watch this evening. My Front Room had milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, or Lager, which is what I was drinking. This would sharpen me up and make me ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. It had been a wonderful evening and what…
