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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

    ½ Watched 27 Mar, 2016

    I knew this movie would be stupid; I was unprepared for just how stupid...

  • Jodorowsky's Dune

    Jodorowsky's Dune 2013

    ★★ Watched 19 Mar, 2016

    It would've been one hell of a movie, but there is no such thing as raping with love. Sorry, Jodo.

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  • I Saw the Devil

    I Saw the Devil 2010

    ★★★★★ Watched 08 Nov, 2014

    Please, Western Directors, do not attempt to remake this movie. Even you, Finchy. It's perfect the way it is.

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

    ½ Watched 03 Mar, 2012

    Dear Michael Bay,

    Please stop making movies. Go to Miami and play with your dogs.