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  • We Are Still Here

    We Are Still Here 2015

    ★½ Watched 28 Nov, 2016

    no no no. using squibs and practical effects is not a free pass. but half a star added for the Grizzly Bear knock off soundtrack

  • Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne 2016

    ★★ Watched 26 Nov, 2016

    "We're still trying to come up with a narrative to explain what happened"

    p.s.

    "use SQL to corrupt their databases"

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  • Transsiberian

    Transsiberian 2008

    ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun, 2012 3

    Starts off like a modern-day "The Lady Vanishes" and then bounces jerkily around before ending up as a somewhat standard thriller that teeters on the brink of Generic Action Movie at the end but pulls back. The whole thing is rather sloppy and relies on a combination of extreme contrivance (oh no drugs are falling out of my backpack! please don't look at the next picture on my camera!) and bafflingly stupid actions from Emily Mortimer (going off into the…

  • Project X

    Project X 2012

    ½ Watched 07 Jul, 2012 2

    This will make you hate:
    (a) yourself for watching it
    (b) every entitled asshole character and America in general
    (c) the world for letting it exist; the state of humanity
    (d) ALL OF THE ABOVE

    If you like this movie--even "ironically"--you need to be fucking destroyed.