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  • Land Ho! 2014

    ★★ Watched 08 Dec, 2014

    THE TRIP series in 30 years, minus the Michael Caine impressions. And the humor.

  • Dreamcatcher 2003

    ½ Watched 05 Dec, 2014

    Shockingly, gloriously incompetent. High school play-level acting combined with dialogue that crosses over the threshold from overwritten to bizarre ("bitch in a buzzsaw", "fuckarow", "kiss my bender"). At one point near the end when things are just batshit crazy we start getting screen wipe after screen wipe and you know Kasdan is getting nostalgic for Yoda and the millennium falcon. Culminates, as movies often do, in an amazing faceoff with a mentally challenged cancer patient and a 10 foot vagina dentata.

    Timothy Olyphant is a dead ringer for Marco Rubio.

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  • Transsiberian 2008

    ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun, 2012 3

    Starts off like a modern-day "The Lady Vanishes" and then bounces jerkily around before ending up as a somewhat standard thriller that teeters on the brink of Generic Action Movie at the end but pulls back. The whole thing is rather sloppy and relies on a combination of extreme contrivance (oh no drugs are falling out of my backpack! please don't look at the next picture on my camera!) and bafflingly stupid actions from Emily Mortimer (going off into the…

  • Project X 2012

    ½ Watched 07 Jul, 2012 2

    This will make you hate:
    (a) yourself for watching it
    (b) every entitled asshole character and America in general
    (c) the world for letting it exist; the state of humanity

    If you like this movie--even "ironically"--you need to be fucking destroyed.