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  • Wild

    Wild 2014

    ★★★ Watched 15 May, 2015

    Brought to you by REI, Snapple, and grrrrl power.

  • The Secret Lives of Dentists

    The Secret Lives of Dentists 2002

    ★★ Watched 25 May, 2015

    A series of musical montages and half-hearted dream sequences in search of a purpose, character motivations, or anything resembling a plot. HIRE A NANNY

    I did enjoy the way Dad Campbell Scott prefaced every line with "Hi".

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  • Transsiberian

    Transsiberian 2008

    ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun, 2012 3

    Starts off like a modern-day "The Lady Vanishes" and then bounces jerkily around before ending up as a somewhat standard thriller that teeters on the brink of Generic Action Movie at the end but pulls back. The whole thing is rather sloppy and relies on a combination of extreme contrivance (oh no drugs are falling out of my backpack! please don't look at the next picture on my camera!) and bafflingly stupid actions from Emily Mortimer (going off into the…

  • Project X

    Project X 2012

    ½ Watched 07 Jul, 2012 2

    This will make you hate:
    (a) yourself for watching it
    (b) every entitled asshole character and America in general
    (c) the world for letting it exist; the state of humanity

    If you like this movie--even "ironically"--you need to be fucking destroyed.