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  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

    Watched 03 Jul, 2015

    Curious as to how would one be aware of anal fisting and yet never heard of butt plugs.

    also can we please stop with first edition books as a substitute for character development

  • Seven Psychopaths

    Seven Psychopaths 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 22 Apr, 2013

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Michael Pitt gets shot in the first 45 seconds! J'adore.

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  • Transsiberian

    Transsiberian 2008

    ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun, 2012 3

    Starts off like a modern-day "The Lady Vanishes" and then bounces jerkily around before ending up as a somewhat standard thriller that teeters on the brink of Generic Action Movie at the end but pulls back. The whole thing is rather sloppy and relies on a combination of extreme contrivance (oh no drugs are falling out of my backpack! please don't look at the next picture on my camera!) and bafflingly stupid actions from Emily Mortimer (going off into the…

  • Project X

    Project X 2012

    ½ Watched 07 Jul, 2012 2

    This will make you hate:
    (a) yourself for watching it
    (b) every entitled asshole character and America in general
    (c) the world for letting it exist; the state of humanity
    (d) ALL OF THE ABOVE

    If you like this movie--even "ironically"--you need to be fucking destroyed.