review by Snorfle Patron
Project X 2012
Watched Jul 07, 2012
Snorfle’s review:
This will make you hate:
(a) yourself for watching it
(b) every entitled asshole character and America in general
(c) the world for letting it exist; the state of humanity
(d) ALL OF THE ABOVE
If you like this movie--even "ironically"--you need to be fucking destroyed.
This movie gets released on DVD here tomorrow. I think I'll watch it just so I have the right to get angry about it like everyone else. Love being angry about bad movies.
I'd almost recommend against it, especially if it means giving the creators of this horrible piece of shit any money. This isn't kinda fun "Mummy 3"/"John Carter" kind of bad, or even "The Room" bad...this is gouge-out-your-eyes, weep for the planet, *depressing* bad. It's literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.