review by Snorfle Patron
Transsiberian 2008
Rewatched Jun 15, 2012
Snorfle’s review:
Starts off like a modern-day "The Lady Vanishes" and then bounces jerkily around before ending up as a somewhat standard thriller that teeters on the brink of Generic Action Movie at the end but pulls back. The whole thing is rather sloppy and relies on a combination of extreme contrivance (oh no drugs are falling out of my backpack! please don't look at the next picture on my camera!) and bafflingly stupid actions from Emily Mortimer (going off into the siberian wilderness alone with sleazy euro guy is fun! lying to russian cia is fun!) to push things along. Even so, there's some great moments of drawn-out tension from scene to scene, and it's all quite pretty and atmospheric and snowy. Better motion pictures have been made, but I'm just glad this one came along to teach me that Russians drink vodka.
Also, Kate Mara seemed fairly goth for a Seattleite...we usually breed them a bit more "ironic hipster" out here.
Totally agree on the Mortimer following douche bag into the woods,alone..... AFTER he pretty much tells her he wants to take her to pound town the night before a mere seconds after his girlfriend departs. No no that's not a sign that one shouldn't trust that guy.
I think the movie tries to excuse this by setting up her "bad girl" past, so we're supposed to assume she is falling back into her old habits or something but come on. And Mortimer plays it like a frightened mom right up to the kiss.
LMFAO, frightened mom, brilliant. I love the line about guys that she would love to meet "back in the day" cause they were a good fuck, and then as you said, acted like a scared mom until she realized that Woody Harrelson spends too much time with his toy trains and she needs some ass. And BTW, that annoyed the shit out of me. The whole train obsession.