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  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

    ★★½ Watched 17 Dec, 2014

    It's truly a shame that this trilogy was such a slog. I am a lover of the work of Tolkien. Hell, I have elvish tattooed on my forearm. I love this shit. But, what New Line Cinema and Peter Jackson did to The Hobbit is unforgivable. They turned a beautiful and short book into an overlong and removed franchise. It was the ultimate cash grab and it's a shame that I participated in it. Where the Lord of the Rings…

  • Zero Dark Thirty 2012

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Dec, 2014

    Zero Dark Thirty is a lot of things - it's a character study of a woman who will do anything to achieve her goal, it's controversial, it's historical, it's inaccurate at times, it's not pro-torture, it's not a thriller, and it's totally fucking brilliant. I truly believe this is one of the best films to come out over the past ten years. In what should've been the Oscar winning performance, Jessica Chastain is a marvel. This is a performance that…

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  • Gone Girl 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct, 2014 2

    No one does fucked up quite like Fincher. That being said I fucking loved this. Granted, I may be a tad bit biased based on my love for Fincher (he is my favorite director). But, this was excellent.

    Having read the book I was worried about how this story would translate to film. Calm down everyone, it worked out just fine. Props to Gillian Flynn to sticking to her story and writing one hell of a screenplay. And props to…

  • Children of Men 2006

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan, 2014 3

    Today, I embarked on a journey. A joint journey in which Gustav and I are very excited about. Over the next few weeks we will be going back and re-watching some of our all time favorite films. Today we began with the love of my life, Children of Men.

    When I was in the eighth grade, my love for films truly began. I was on my way to Florida on a family vacation and had rented some movies off…