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  • The Killer

    The Killer 1989

    ★★★★ Watched 10 Jun, 2016

    My calculations I've gathered from watching The Killer.

    People shot: 367
    People shot & killed: 321
    Gorgeous suits ruined: 7
    Guns used: 124
    Semi-automatic guns used: 42
    Badass nicknames acquired: 2
    Average bullet intake per body: 7.4
    Friendships built: 1
    Amount of actual blood shed: 192 quarts (don't ask how I got this number)
    Triad's taken down: 1
    Legends created: 4

  • Love in the Time of Hysteria

    Love in the Time of Hysteria 1991

    ★★★★ Watched 02 Jun, 2016

    Film #2 in Criterion with Hans Millett

    Solo Con Tu Pareja, what a magnificent surprise it turned out to be. The first thirty or so minutes I really had no idea what to think about this. It's quirky in an Arrested Development type of way and I kind of loved it. The humor felt a little dangerous at times (lots of suicide jokes) but came across as mostly innocent. A young Cuaron here seems like a totally different filmmaker then the one we've come to know. If anything, Solo Con Tu Pareja solidifies Cuaron as quite the eclectic director. You could say I'm a big fan.

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct, 2014 2

    No one does fucked up quite like Fincher. That being said I fucking loved this. Granted, I may be a tad bit biased based on my love for Fincher (he is my favorite director). But, this was excellent.

    Having read the book I was worried about how this story would translate to film. Calm down everyone, it worked out just fine. Props to Gillian Flynn to sticking to her story and writing one hell of a screenplay. And props to…

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men 2006

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan, 2014 3

    Today, I embarked on a journey. A joint journey in which Gustav and I are very excited about. Over the next few weeks we will be going back and re-watching some of our all time favorite films. Today we began with the love of my life, Children of Men.

    When I was in the eighth grade, my love for films truly began. I was on my way to Florida on a family vacation and had rented some movies off…