Points for Rose Byrne keeping her original accent.
Points for little Franco being as silly as the older Franco used to be.
Points for Ike Barinholtz, Craig Roberts, the Lonely Island, Jake Johnson, Hannibal Buress, Jason Mantzoukas, Lisa Kudrow, Randall Park
Points for a stupidly cute baby.
Points for an R.E.M.-soundtracked mental breakdown over being called Assjuice.
Points for great use of party lights.
Other than that, it tends to drag in points, but it's likable. It pokes fun at "bro culture" just enough to keep the film fun.
Christ on a bike, what did I just watch?
Should I mark this for spoilers? I try to be vague, but it's also a case of wanting to prevent anyone from wasting their time on this.
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