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  • The Giver

    The Giver 2014

    Watched 28 Jun, 2015

    Please give me the Ceremony Of Release To Elsewhere.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World 2015

    ★★★ Watched 23 Jun, 2015

    Jurassic Lolz!

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 20 Jun, 2015

    I remember watching a TV documentary called The Secret Life Of The Crash Test Dummy one evening many years ago while getting very high. I realised that future robots would be created from the technology that came out of these violent collisions and that one day they would look back at their origins. It really gave me the fear.

    Ex Machina brought that back, that dark SF feeling. Like all the space pollution orbiting the Earth is creating a cage…

  • The Equalizer

    The Equalizer 2014

    ★★★ Watched 06 Jun, 2015

    I like it when Denzel murders people.

  • Kung Fury

    Kung Fury 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 29 May, 2015


  • Begin Again

    Begin Again 2013

    Watched 27 May, 2015

    I don't really know that much about Mark Ruffalo, but he seems a decent enough guy. So I took a chance on this and boy did he steer me wrong. Two hours of bland, vacant, passionless, twee music and the cuntyest cast of actors practically begging you to put your fist through the screen and repeatedly punch them in the face. At one point I wanted to put my arm around Mark, have a quiet word in his ear about…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 17 May, 2015

    There is something wonderful about the insane moments being physically created, bit like the acid bridge scene from Apocalypse now. I fully welcome the return to this sort of filmmaking even though the final product didn't achieve the masterpiece status others are proclaiming it to be. I loved so much about it, especially the ruling family of characters and the strong female lead, but it didn't feel like a Matrix or The Raid kind of leap for the action genre...more a nostalgic love letter on some very fancy paper.

  • Chef

    Chef 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 16 May, 2015

    You know that bit at the end of Swingers where he's on the phone and just looks happy as fuck? That' was me through this whole movie.

  • Exodus: Gods and Kings

    Exodus: Gods and Kings 2014

    ★★ Watched 15 May, 2015

    It's all rather unlikely.

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014

    ★★½ Watched 03 May, 2015

    Started off really well, Spider-Man is great in this one...shame about the villain/s. Oh well, on to the next re-boot...

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 04 May, 2015

    The best bit was Hulk Buster repeatedly punching The Hulk in the face...but was it as good as The Hulk punching Thor or Groot stabbing all those guys and smashing their bodies around? Probably not, but still great fun.

  • Taken 3

    Taken 3 2014

    Watched 02 May, 2015

    Taken was a surprising kick up the arse of the action movie genre. At a time when all the rioded out 80s heroes of punching people films were being strong-armed backed down the gym by Stallone, Neeson was your old da ready to fuck manz up for trying to pimp out his daughter! He didn't need to get a pump before the director called action, he had a particular set of skills (which basically meant he'd watched the 24 boxset…