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  • Chef

    Chef 2014

    ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Sep, 2015

    Went back for seconds, still tasty.

  • Chinatown

    Chinatown 1974

    ★★★ Watched 03 Sep, 2015

    The only thing me and 2pac had in common has just ended, I've finally seen Chinatown...MOTHERFUCKER

  • Straight Outta Compton

    Straight Outta Compton 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 30 Aug, 2015 2

    You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge...that's how you start a biopic on the worlds most dangerous group. My worry going in to this was that the actors playing these legends from my youth wouldn't sell me that I was actually watching them up there on screen. Dre didn't pull it off, Cube's son was good but still ultimately Cube's son, but E knocked that shit out of the park with a Louisville Slugger. Suge knight…

  • Coherence

    Coherence 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 24 Aug, 2015

    If you into wierd shit then this will be right up your street (get it?) ...don't worry, you will.

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

    ★★★ Watched 07 Aug, 2015

    The problem with roller coaster rides are the lines and this time there was one too many adrenaline sapping scenes which kept it from hitting the heights of the third installment. When it's rolling though it's impossible not to get swept up in those set pieces. I think it's safe to say this was as close to Bond as Tom Cruise will ever get, even at times feeling a bit like a Casino Royale remake. The team never really came…

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ★★★ Watched 02 Aug, 2015

    My expectations were very, very low - but you know what? It isn't shit!

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★★ Watched 12 Jul, 2015

    Jupiter Jones is the coolest character in recent cinema. She's like Humphrey Bogart and Lauran Bacall levels of cool. The stuff she goes through in the first half an hour of this movie would leave lesser mortals shaking in a padded cell, wide eyed in wonderous disbelief or, at the very least, saying "whoa" from time to time. But no, Jupiter takes all this in her stride without batting an eyelid, she feels like the damsel in distress from 80s…

  • It Follows

    It Follows 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 04 Jul, 2015

    What if Ringu was made by John would probably have been fucking awesome, right? Still, this comes close to that cos the vibe is creepy, the plot is pretty much the same (sex instead of video) and the soundtrack is damn killer!

  • The Giver

    The Giver 2014

    Watched 28 Jun, 2015

    Please give me the Ceremony Of Release To Elsewhere.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World 2015

    ★★★ Watched 23 Jun, 2015

    Jurassic Lolz!

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 20 Jun, 2015

    I remember watching a TV documentary called The Secret Life Of The Crash Test Dummy one evening many years ago while getting very high. I realised that future robots would be created from the technology that came out of these violent collisions and that one day they would look back at their origins. It really gave me the fear.

    Ex Machina brought that back, that dark SF feeling. Like all the space pollution orbiting the Earth is creating a cage…

  • The Equalizer

    The Equalizer 2014

    ★★★ Watched 06 Jun, 2015

    I like it when Denzel murders people.