SyFy's director of original programming stalks into the board room, jaw clenched with rage. The creative team winces as one as he slams a weathered VHS tape of Ticks down on the conference table. "This!" he snarls. "This is how you goddamned well do it!" The director turns on his heel and storms out.
After several long, awkward moments, a junior writer breaks the silence. "So, um, does anybody here still have a VCR?"