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They call it the Dark Side. I guess. Whatever.
I have a bad feeling about this...
Alan Smithee presents: $tar War$: Plan 9: Rise of the Undead Corpse of the Franchise
It's like an unfinished movie. It's like a movie that was only half made and then re-made or something… like Justice League… or Solar Crisis… or perhaps the new Fantastic Four...
The dead speak! (Through computer animated reincarnation). The Franchise's dead corpse is hooked to a life support machine in this "film" which appears to be completely compiled…