Super 8 is the story of a group of film-nerd kids that help a misunderstood alien monster return home... and eat people. The alien crash-landed on Earth and when it came to the army looking for help, it was imprisoned! Probably due to the fact that it EATS PEOPLE! The army also wanted to learn the secrets of the alien's fabulous space plastic. However, the alien escapes in a small town and starts doing what it wasn't allowed to do…

Buster Keaton plays a guy who inherits 7 million dollars (which, due to inflation, would be the equivalent of 7 trillion dollars today) -- but, due to his grandfather's eccentricity or some prohibition-era law I don't understand, only if he marries a girl by his 27th birthday... inside a haunted house!* He was informed of this on his 27th birthday, so, after he blows it with the girl he's actually interested in, he spends the day trying to get any…