"Pixar’s ‘Monsters University‘ brings new meaning to the phrase “safe school” — this G-rated riff on ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ and ‘Animal House’ (they probably thought about calling it ‘Monster House’ at some point, right? They had to) doesn’t push any envelopes in terms of content or humor. It’s basically a formula college comedy, minus the raunch, in the world of ‘Monsters Inc.’ Nevertheless, it’s a formula executed by some very talented animators, who’ve produced a lively, if mostly forgettable, movie."

Full review: screencrush.com/monsters-university-review/

If you see a guy wandering the streets of Brooklyn randomly shouting things like "SURFACE THE BOAT!" in a terrible Russian accent, it's not Harrison Ford, it's me -- I just watched K-19: THE WIDOWMAKER.

I guess it might *also* be Harrison Ford; not sure if he's in Brooklyn this weekend. But I'm out here too.

Worst video game adaptation ever.

Certainly one of the more unorthodox episodes of THE NEW GIRL I've seen.