Look, there are few film franchises more juvenile and formulaic than American Pie, and believe me it was starting to wear thin three films ago. They were funny the first few times, back when I wasn't getting laid either and they told a story that as far as I knew could have been true. Fact is though that none of this stuff really happens, the situations are all utterly farcical and the only reason this film gets any stars at all is because I'm allocating one for every hundred times a SEXY GOD DAMN LINGERIE MODEL crosses the screen and gives me wood.

Because when you get right down to it, I'm pretty juvenile sometimes too.