Brandon Hart ★★½ 1
I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It's a standard and formulaic pile of CGI, but I wasn't exactly looking for anything new or…
Kyle Kubler ★★★ 1
Adam Cook ★★★★ 26
I’m not quite sure how Phil Lord and Christopher Miller do it. They take terrible ideas - updating a forgettable and forgotten ‘80s TV show or making a feature-length toy…
Danny Baldwin ½
Sometimes, my parents tell me I'm not trying hard enough. But I just saw what I'm pretty sure was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, so…
DirkH ★★½ 10
Part of Dastardly Difficult December: film nr.81
If only they had managed to continue the messed up creepiness of the opening shot.
If only they hadn't decided to…
André "BadSmile" Byman