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  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters 2016

    ★★★★★ Added 9

    everyone shut the fuck up

  • Everybody Wants Some

    Everybody Wants Some 2016

    ★★★★★ Added

    THE MEN IN THIS MOVIE MY GOD.

    also it's like super charming and poignant and hilarious and wonderful and every bit as breezy and laid back as dazed and confused with just as well drawn out characters

    BUT BONUS POINTS FOR THE MAN CANDY

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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

    ★★★★★ Added 1

    A truly devastating, haunting, and achingly human portrayal of mental illness. James gives a tour-de-force performance, which is well anchored by an apt supporting cast. David Henrie (of Wizards of Waverly Place fame) stands out as a love interest for Paul's long-suffering daughter. Henrie shines as the boy that not enough people notice, but wish they could have known better.

    But it is the performance of Kevin James that excites the emotions and moves the audience. His portrayal of such…

  • Penis Boy

    Penis Boy 2015

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    I wrote an entire review for this, tearing it apart and everything.

    But then I realized I wasted my time. I wasted my time watching the movie. I wasted my time analyzing this movie. I wasted my time reviewing this movie.

    This was all just a colossal waste of time for me.

    What the fuck am I even doing.
    Who the fuck even am I.
    Why the fuck am I even here.
    I hate myself.