Weird as fuck and funny as hell.
This movie has so many meta-jokes and pointless run-offs that it's hard to focus on it all, but it's also had not to laugh out loud at it's over the top absurdity.
None of it really makes sense. The vague plot and meta plot that are happening at the same time are just there to keep somewhat of a story going.
And that's ok.
It's weird, twisted and unequivocally Japanese.
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I took a day to ruminate on this film.
That was a good idea.
Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.
Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…
I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.