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  • The Purge: Election Year

    The Purge: Election Year 2016

    ★★ Watched 20 Jul, 2016

    NRA: The Movie (AKA, Trump's America)

    Featuring:
    Token Black Guy With Catch Phrases
    A Deli
    Some random spoiled kids
    Religious, murderous psychopaths
    Guns and violence to protest guns and violence
    A white savior to defeat the white evil doers
    Gang comradery
    Random red shirts
    Tracking bullet
    Nazis
    Leftover costumes from the bj scene in The Shining
    Gleeful murder
    Mostly murder
    Murder

    And special guest:
    Frank Grillo's scowl

    It's kind of odd to me that the only crimes that are ever…

  • Welcome to Leith

    Welcome to Leith 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 13 May, 2016

    Aww... creepy-ass white supremacists being creepy-ass white supremacists. Welcome to Leith is about as troubling as it comes when you think about the landscape of American politics and freedom of speech.

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jul, 2014 2

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I took a day to ruminate on this film.

    That was a good idea.

    Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.

    Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

    ★½ Watched 28 Jun, 2014

    I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.