I have a love/hate relationship with Rob Zombie. He's like Woody Allen. A one trick pony that happens to be good at what he does, albeit, not a complete creep. This may be his best.
Spanish speaking nazi-clown dwarf
Shari Moon's body
More grease paint
Knives, nails, knives, bats with nails, knives
Shari Moon's body covered in blood
Everything is a clown
Did I mention…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I took a day to ruminate on this film.
That was a good idea.
Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.
Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…
I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.