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  • 7 Days in Hell

    7 Days in Hell 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul, 2015

    It's just short/long enough to be funny without leaving you wanting more, or just wishing it was over.

    Its goofy, over the top, a little stupid and shows a lot of dick.

    Watch it if you enjoy satire.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul, 2015

    Are there mistakes made throughout the film?
    Yeah, but they're forgivable and don't take away from the story

    I could skip the theater and just Redbox this, right?
    Of course you could, but you would miss out on the most important part of the movie: The spectacle. Jurassic World needs a big screen, because it's a big movie with big visuals and big sound.

    Will this make me want to sex Chris Pratt?
    Totally. If GotG did, then so will…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jul, 2014

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I took a day to ruminate on this film.

    That was a good idea.

    Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.

    Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

    ★½ Watched 28 Jun, 2014

    I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.