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  • Welcome to Leith

    Welcome to Leith 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 13 May, 2016

    Aww... creepy-ass white supremacists being creepy-ass white supremacists. Welcome to Leith is about as troubling as it comes when you think about the landscape of American politics and freedom of speech.

  • Nina Forever

    Nina Forever 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb, 2016

    For those of you who are fans of an lot of sex and a lot of blood, then Nina Forever is for you! 

    When Rob's smoking hot girlfriend, Nina, dies in a car accident, she just can't seem to let him move on. At least not until he starts getting it on with Holly. A paramedic student who symbolically tries to fix this broken man.

    Things are good until the begin to copulate and Nina begins to manifest in her…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin 2013

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jul, 2014 2

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I took a day to ruminate on this film.

    That was a good idea.

    Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.

    Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

    ★½ Watched 28 Jun, 2014

    I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.