Are there mistakes made throughout the film?
Yeah, but they're forgivable and don't take away from the story
I could skip the theater and just Redbox this, right?
Of course you could, but you would miss out on the most important part of the movie: The spectacle. Jurassic World needs a big screen, because it's a big movie with big visuals and big sound.
Will this make me want to sex Chris Pratt?
Totally. If GotG did, then so will…
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I took a day to ruminate on this film.
That was a good idea.
Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.
Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…
I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.