This film is easy to sum up. A mad scientist from the 80s/90s loses his girlfriend in a freak... lawnmower accident. So, to rebuilds her but blowing up a bunch of hookers with super meth. Yes, super meth. No she has a smoking body (she was "chubby" before, but is somehow still a hooker, or at least trying to be despite her original head and brain.
A bunch of weird random shit happens, because, lets face it, this isn't exactly…
I decided to just take notes as I was watching this because there's no way in hell I could give a decent review of this film afterwards. It's not even a movie, it's just a visual experience. It's like going to the MoMA and just sitting. This is a love it or hate it experience, I really don't think there's an in between.
Anyway, my notes are sparse but this is all that came to mind.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I took a day to ruminate on this film.
That was a good idea.
Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.
Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…
I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.