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  • Oblivion

    Oblivion 2013

    ★★★ Watched 27 Apr, 2013

    Beautiful M83 soundtrack with gorgeous post-apocalyptic backdrops. Nothing ground-breaking, but enjoyable nonetheless. The previews are a bit misleading.

  • LOL

    LOL 2012

    Watched 19 Apr, 2013

    Uhm. Can Miley Cyrus pay for the therapy I'll be needing after watching Demi Moore make a case out of the shape of MiCy's pubic hair, all while she bathes with an 8 year old?

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★½ Watched 21 Jul, 2012 1

    I feel like I may be one of the only people who truly didn't enjoy this film. It was way too fucking long for what the plot was. The vehicles were hideous. Catwoman was okay, but not as acrobatic as she should have been (AND WHERE WAS HER FUCKING WHIP??). Bane's voice was one of the worst things since Batman's. The fight scenes were slow and boring.

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  • New Nightmare

    New Nightmare 1994

    ★★★½ Watched 02 Aug, 2012

    A definite departure from previous Freddy films. A bit darker, and built more around suspense, rather than scares. Freddy still remains as lecherous and taunting as ever, but is less outlandish than his previous incarnations. A nice spin on the classic ideas of the original creation.