What the fuck.
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I really enjoyed this.
Killer frogs! (Well, kind of. They don't really do any killing. I guess they got other animals to do it for them.)
All the deaths are great fun. The scene where a guy accidentally shoots himself and then gets molested by giant spiderwebs is awesome. And the one where a girl gets killed by a turtle.
Sam Elliot is great as a moustache-free leading man.
And the movie looks beautiful!