William (first account)

William (first account)

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Fight Club
  • The Godfather

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  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    ★★★

  • King Arthur

    ★★★½

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★½

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  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

    If you guys have been wondering on where have I been for 5 days without reviewing a movie, well, here I am now!!

    I was locked up in a facility with strong apes for those few days. It was really tough for me to get along with them cause they do have some tantrum problems and did eventually beat me down to the ground and I was crying in a fetal positions for a few weeks. So one day, the…

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    ★★★

    Going to the movies on a rainy day where you have nothing productive to do with your life can sometimes be the perfect time to watch a "cable-like" film in theaters. That's how King Arthur: Legend of the Sword was exactly the way I wanted it to be: A generic Game of Thrones rip-off with bloated elements that reminded me of Gods of Egypt.

    I wanted to like the movie more than I already did because the coming commercials for…

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  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    ½

    Eyes Wide Shit².

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★★★

    I LOVE STAR WARS!!!!

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has to be the most criminally underrated and epic Star Wars film to date. In fact, this might hit it's point home as one of the most under-appreciated movies in recent memory after multiple viewings. Yeah. I'm going that far, kids!

    After the most famous tag-line, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" vanished, I was immediately locked in due to the fantastic direction from Gareth Edwards,…