Keegan ★★½ 2
W.C. Fields left us with two rules that should shape not only the way we approach acting, but filmmaking itself. It is my firm belief that the Prequels…
SilentDawn ★★★★★ 3
I showed this to five friends.
Two left the room 10 minutes in to play GTA 5.
One fell asleep.
One was frustrated and confused.
One was blown away…
SilentDawn ★★★½ 5
"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
Nothing will ever prepare you for the constant, random, pure, and at times, overwhelming amount of visual humor and endless…
Evan ★★★★ 1
It's movies like this that make me question whether I really want to have kids in the future or not.
Keegan ★★★★ 3
"Do you remember, Mother? ...You begged me to do it...YOU BEGGED ME TO DO IT!"
Upon a rewatch, Jupiter Ascending suddenly becomes a mix of The Room and Highlander II:…