SilentDawn ★★★½ 5
"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
Nothing will ever prepare you for the constant, random, pure, and at times, overwhelming amount of visual humor and endless…
Evan ★★★★ 1
It's movies like this that make me question whether I really want to have kids in the future or not.
Lord Keegan ★★★★ 3
"Do you remember, Mother? ...You begged me to do it...YOU BEGGED ME TO DO IT!"
Upon a rewatch, Jupiter Ascending suddenly becomes a mix of The Room and Highlander II:…
Mikael Stånggren ★★★★ 10
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates Steven Spielberg
Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs inspire man
Man destroys God
The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow
Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers…
Evan ★★★½ 15
If I had seen this film when I was 13, I would have absolutely loved it. At 22 years old, I still really liked this movie. I'm essentially still a…