review by Aaron T. Rex Pro
Blade: Trinity 2004
Watched May 02, 2012
Aaron T. Rex’s review:
Ryan Reynolds has a few decent lines. Bad villain, terrible plot and Jessica Biel sucks.
Watched May 02, 2012
Ryan Reynolds has a few decent lines. Bad villain, terrible plot and Jessica Biel sucks.
It's bad when you know a film is terrible without even watching it.
You got that right. Can't say that I hadn't expected it to be bad.
Best line: "Blade, ready to die?" "I was born ready motherfuckah." or Reynolds calling that woman a "dick juggling thundercunt."
I thought the joke about the lesbian vampires was hilarious.