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A Good Day to Die Hard 2013
Let me just state beforehand, that I’m a gigantic Die Hard fan. I even enjoyed the last movie, even though it was fucking ridiculous at some points.
That being said, This movie is fucking dogshit.
It fails on nearly every single level. The writing, garbage. The acting, terrible. (Bruce Willis was the best thing, but everyone else…yeesh.) The editing, shaky for no fucking reason. The action, about like 3 cool moments. All of it just…I can't even elaborate on this…
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Alex Cross 2012
This movie is horrible. However, it's so bad that it makes the loop around to genius. The best unintentional comedy this year. Generally this movie should be a 1/5. But I had so much fun laughing at the movie I had to give it some points.
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Batman Begins 2005
I totally forgot how fucking great this movie is.
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Beauty Shop 2005
It's pretty much the female equivalent of Barbershop. Surprisingly, it's not as awful as I thought it would be. I laughed quite a few times. However, the movie doesn't really have that much of a plot. Also, Kevin Bacon is totally wasted.
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Django Unchained 2012
Finally, a Tarantino movie I can hold in the same equivalent as Pulp Fiction. It's got a lot better pacing that most Tarantino movies. The performances overall, are fantastic (I hope Dicaprio gets his overdue Oscar for it) and amazing action. There's a shootout in this movie that's one of the best(and bloodiest) action sequences I've seen this year. My (VERY SMALL) issues are an almost excessive use of nigger. I know it's how people talked at the time, but…
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Iron Man 3 2013
It reminded me of The Dark Knight Rises, except without it being a massive disappointment.
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2001
This movie is completely and utterly fucking retarded, but combine the charm and the nostalgia factor, I had so much fun watching it again for the first time in YEARS. Hard to believe this came out 12 years ago. I'm getting old.
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Killa Season 2006
Here's an IMDB review that perfectly sums up what's in the movie and how i felt about it.
"Pissing on someone over a dice game. Putting a snitch in trunk with rats. Funeral speech that will put you to tears. Fat dude talking about doggy style sex with an elderly woman at said funeral. Spitting on small girl outside of Papa John's. Gratuitous body mutilation scene. The Cam'ron Scholarship Fund For Crackheads. Two Latinas pooping out cocaine for 5 minutes.…
