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  • Django Unchained 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 16 Dec, 2012

    Finally, a Tarantino movie I can hold in the same equivalent as Pulp Fiction. It's got a lot better pacing that most Tarantino movies. The performances overall, are fantastic (I hope Dicaprio gets his overdue Oscar for it) and amazing action. There's a shootout in this movie that's one of the best(and bloodiest) action sequences I've seen this year. My (VERY SMALL) issues are an almost excessive use of nigger. I know it's how people talked at the time, but…

  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jul, 2012

    Just see it. No other words are necessary.

  • Iron Man 3 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 10 May, 2013

    It reminded me of The Dark Knight Rises, except without it being a massive disappointment.

  • Spring Breakers 2013

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul, 2013

    Still hopelessly in love with this movie.

  • Wreck-It Ralph 2012

    ★★★½ Watched 25 Oct, 2012

    I was so insanely hyped to see this movie ever since that first trailer came out. Seriously, that “bad guy counseling” scene was like something out of the hopes and dreams I’ve had since I was about 4 years old. Now that I’ve seen the movie, did it live up to my own personal hype? Welll……..yes and no.


    By yes, I’m directly referring to like the first 30-40 minutes of the movie. Everything in that period was perfect. I was…

  • Batman Begins 2005

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Jul, 2012

    I totally forgot how fucking great this movie is.

  • Only God Forgives 2013

    ★★ Watched 19 Jul, 2013 1

    The term pretentious the most accurate way I can use to describe this movie. Despite having an amazing score and visuals, it still has no actual characters(imagine all the "dialogue" from Ryan Gosling's character in Drive and multiply that by 50),horrible pacing(it's a 90 minute movie that feels like 150), And contains long stretches of nothing, that lead to nothing. This whole movie just feels pointless.

  • In Bruges 2008

    ★★★ Watched 28 May, 2012

    A fun, quirky little dramedy. Ralph Fiennes is definitely the highlight. However, people were overhyping the shit out of this for me, so it kinda ruined a little of the enjoyment.

  • The Grey 2011

    ★★★★ Watched 21 May, 2012

    This is NOT Taken with wolves. And I'm glad it didn't take that route.

  • Despicable Me 2010

    ★★ Watched 30 Jun, 2013 1

    You know when you eat a shit-ton of candy, and then you feel really sick and you regret ever eating it? Well, this movie is said candy. This movie is cute to the point where it started to genuinely make me angry. When you take away the cuteness factor, there's honestly so little substance to the movie beyond something you'd see in your average daytime kids show.

    Also, fuck the minions.

  • A Good Day to Die Hard 2013

    Watched 13 Feb, 2013

    Let me just state beforehand, that I’m a gigantic Die Hard fan. I even enjoyed the last movie, even though it was fucking ridiculous at some points.

    That being said, This movie is fucking dogshit.

    It fails on nearly every single level. The writing, garbage. The acting, terrible. (Bruce Willis was the best thing, but everyone else…yeesh.) The editing, shaky for no fucking reason. The action, about like 3 cool moments. All of it just…I can't even elaborate on this…

  • Mean Girls 2004

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar, 2014

    Rewatching this mainly reminded me how hopelessly in love I was with Lindsay Lohan like 10 years ago.