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  • Law Enforcement Guide To Satanic Cults

    Law Enforcement Guide To Satanic Cults 1994

    ½ Watched 07 Oct, 2015


  • G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

    G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero 1987

    ★★½ Watched 08 Jun, 2015

    I never really got into G.I. Joe when it was big; I was more of a TMNT + Transformers guy. I still saw several episodes and knew characters from my friends who enjoyed it though, so I wasn't coming into this completely blind. The main reason I wanted to watch this was an article I read about all the crazy Cobra-La characters and their organic buildings and weaponry. Those alone made the movie worth the watch in my opinion, but…

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  • Zombie Lake

    Zombie Lake 1981

    ½ Watched 06 Feb, 2015 1

    This has been on my watch list for a long time, mostly from when I was knocking out zombie movies left and right. Having finally watched it, it's total rubbish. The zombies are the worst kind of lazy, just green makeup and maybe a bit of plastic hanging off. The film ambles along, accomplishing largely nothing and basically assumes the viewer won't care because there's skin on display. The "kind-hearted zombie" is bizarre and poorly developed. There is zero attempt at making the movie scary, funny or even interesting. Really, aside from the concept of a lake full of undead, there's little to love here.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ½ Watched 17 Aug, 2014

    Aggressively terrible.