Jackson Tyler ★★★★
The enduring success of the Fast and Furious series brings a smile to my face, and warmth to my heart. In an age of comic book films, Young Adult adaptations,…
Ciara Moyna ★★★★½ 14
If I'd seen this when I was 12, I would have gone apeshit.
Ah, who am I kidding. I'm 22 and I still went apeshit.
It has all the elements…
Adam Cook ½ 37
How do you even begin to describe how awful Movie 43 is? How is it possible, given its vast cast of talented actors and thirteen fucking directors, that nobody took…
Forrest Ellsworth ½ 3
Take Men in Black, replace the cool aliens with fucking stupid "ghosts", the charismatic leads with a wooden Ryan Reynolds and a visibly bored Jeff Bridges, cram in an unnecessary…
Adam Cook ★ 55
Let’s get the positives out of the way; this is marginally better than M. Night Shyamalan’s adaptation of The Last Airbender, but only in the way that having one bollock…