Thomas Lewry ★★★★ 2
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Sean Kelly ★★
An uninteresting cash-in film that the fancy stunt driving and Vin Diesel cameo couldn't save.
It's amazing that this film didn't kill the franchise.
Laughed hard when Brutus Beefcake couldn't get the electric clippers to work on Adrian Adonis' hair too well.
russman ½ 5
Do they sell 'I survived Movie 43' shirts anywhere?
russman ★★★½ 5
It's a good thing they decided not to do Kane's career arc, yeesh