Adryon Thomas ★★★★
The Original Horror Film.
Only the germans can mess you up this good.
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Todd Gaines ★★★½
Mickey Rourke gives an intoxicating performance as a cop at war with the Chinese mafia. As intoxicating as Gosling in Pines or Mad Dog in The Raid. Mickey is at…
Todd Gaines ★★★½ 2
Bobby before SoA. Laura Palmer after Twin Peeks. Daniel Baldwin before rehab with Dr. Drew. A priest that used to play soccer. Some hard to kill vampires. One next to…
Todd Gaines ★★★½ 15
Natasha with her clothes on. Craig without Smokey. Foxy Jackie Brown. A hostage from Argo. The original Nerd. Some guy I've never seen before. Uno, Dos, and Tres. Big Daddy…
James Healey ★ 6
At an early point in the film, Angelina's character mentions how you don't need talent to get something made. The irony of that line is unbelievable.