Rocky Lascio ★½ 1
Unravels into a "Who Gives A Fuck-Fest", it only gets this high of a score because the big dude from Modern Family says "pussy" a bunch of times.
Forrest B P ★ 5
Ladies. You deserve better than this. You deserve better entertainment. You do. This pandering, sexist, droll, vanilla, housewife interpretation/fantasy of a "BDSM" relationship that plays out more abusive and forced…
SilentDawn ★★★★½ 10
"You shall love, whether you like it or not."
A flowing, ethereal dance, fed through textural landscapes and a vivid rekindling of feeling. You might as well take away…
Robert Joseph Schneider ★★
Aggressively mediocre. Fascinatingly chaste.
Seamus McGarvey polishes the everloving heck out of this turd but even that's not enough to make this interesting.
Dirk van Eck ½ 9
It’s only when you look at Martin Campbell’s filmography that you truly realise how surprisingly good Casino Royale is.