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  • The Warriors

    The Warriors 1979

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Aug, 2016

    I kept searching the early crowd scenes for my gang, but apparently the Crown Heights Maccabees didn't want to schlep all the way up to the Bronx in that heat.

  • Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America

    Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America 1992

    ★★★★½ Watched 28 Aug, 2016

    Holy shit.

    I don't know why I expected this to be some kind of goofy lark. It is not. Oh boy is it not. A surface layer of wickedly clever deadpan satire barely restrains a genuine font of seething, righteous anger. There's a real conspiracy winding its way through all the fake ones, and it's far more insidious and horrifying (and banal) than any of the tinfoil hat classics Baldwin stitches together for this Avengers of the Conspiracy Theory Cinematic Universe.

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  • Stalker

    Stalker 1979

    ★★★★ Watched 21 May, 2015

    Like The Wizard of Oz but with existential dread instead of flying monkeys. Still not sure which is more terrifying.

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 28 Jun, 2014

    How can I type this review if I have two good arms?