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  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan


    South Korea produces some of the finest cinema, period. Pick your favorite genre, and the Koreans have you covered. Some of my all time favorite movies come from SK. With Train to Busan; it's zombies on a train, and I had a Choo Choo of a fun time. 

    Heavy as lead, drama. Train to Busan holds nothing back when it comes to the dramatic drama department. Maybe, a tad bit overboard? I think the narrative slightly suffers due to the…

  • Strike Commando

    Strike Commando


    A lot of shit blows up in Bruno Mattei's Vietnam War opera, Strike Commando. People explode. Huts go kaboom. Hell, I might've spontaneously combusted if the movie ran any longer.

    Reb Brown will never win any acting award, unless they decide to have an award for Scream Kings. That fella can wail. He's probably one of the worst actors of all time. But, here's the "good" news: all the other actors are so horrid. It makes Reb look like Al…

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  • Whiplash



    Damien Chezelle's tale of a boy, his drums, and a teacher that speaks ever so loudly, and carries the biggest stick of badass this side of the Academy Awards, in one of the most heart pounding cardiac arrest breathtaking intense movies I've ever seen. The opening beat. The opening shot. The first time J.K. Simmons speaks. Groovy funky jazzy music makes all movies better. RIFIFI is the shit. Carter Burke? I knew Miles Teller was going to be special after…

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad


    I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm not a comic book man, fanboy. I'm not pro or anti Marvel or DC. I'm just a fella that wants to have a fun time at the movies. Guess what? I had a fuckin' blast with Suicide Squad. Here's why.

    For me, the two main themes of Suicide Squad are badass bitches doing bad as a motherfucker things, and the fuckin' comeback stories of four actors, who pretty much kick so…