Todd Gaines’s review published on Letterboxd:
The Princess has been kidnapped by a bad motherfucker and whom better to save her than an old fuck, a naive teenager, a cocky pilot, a furry wingman, and a couple of fun-loving droids. SPACESHIP! Invasion. Stormtroopers. The first time Vader breathes. Dark side choke slam. Leia's gun. Blast off. The desert. Jawas. Uncle Owen's protectiveness. Droid adoption service. The sneakiness of R2-D2. 3PO's devotion. Sandy fuckers. Obi-Wan and his undeniable swag. Lightsabers are available for use in different colors. The Force. Luke's robe. Barroom amputation. Han Solo and Chewbacca owning every scene like a boss. Fuck you Greedo! Han shot first. Han's vest. I wish I could fly the Millenium Falcon. Blast shield. Wookie knockout. A slight malfunction. Chewie's voice. Stinky stank. A really bad feeling. Han's yell. Free fallin'. The ultimate battle of good vs. evil. Obvious sexual tension. Kissing siblings. Fuck you Top Gun! This is how you do a firefight. Fuckin' Wegde. Porky Porkins. Voices in your head. Badass helmets. If you want to survive a crazy fuckin' space battle, stay the fuck on target. Using what you've always had. Fuck you Death Star! The March of Heroes. Obvious homage to Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress. This film started one of the most famous and popular series of all-time, but I live in a world where the prequels don't exist. Fuck you Jar-Jar! Fuck the special edition bullshit. I don't want to see Jabba until Return of the Jedi. I don't care how fuckin' cool Boba is, stay the fuck outta A New Hope. The final battle is so badass. Wedge is one smooth motherfucker. Star Wars is a film that can be enjoyed by the entire family and it's a fuckin' blast. An obvious must watch.