Timcop ★ 2
Young Baz Luhrmann: "Hey mom! Look what I found in the dumpster: it's some old book!"
Mom Luhrmann: "Honey, put that thing back where you found it and get back…
Nigel Floyd ★★ 3
The cinematic equivalent of a Jack Vettriano painting, with a psychological depth to match.
Tobey Maguire's voice-over (as Nick Carraway) almost saves it, but his and the other actors' stilted…
Here’s the deal: Wreck-It Ralph is one of the coolest, geekiest, most visually scrumptious things I’ve seen in a long, long time. The script is popping with sly references (it’s…
Peaceful Stoner ★★★★½ 8
Emotional bulldozer!! Olivia Colman and Peter Mullan are incredible in this film. This will eat your heart as a tyrannosaur would eat up a piece of meat. This film is…
'Flip the camera around so I can see!'
Well, it managed to move the character of Tony Stark forward despite The Avengers...you know...happening.
Unfortunately Iron Man 3 suffers greatly from…