Watched Jul 11, 2012
Antony Woolstencroft’s review:
Marcus Miller The Orphan Killer (see what they did there?) To clarify the title, Marcus is an orphan who kills people, as opposed to a person who kills orphans. Just thought I'd clear that up for those who may be wondering. Although the people he kills may actually be orphans too. They're just random people who wander on screen for Marcus to stab, chop, wrap in barbed wire etc with no introduction and no back story, so who knows? More to the point, who cares? Rarely has this level of ineptitude been put on screen since the days of Ed Wood. This is described by the makers as "a tour de force murder flick that defies classification". Got that last part right for sure. Half a star for some unintentionally hilarious tacky rubber FX.