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  • Death Riders

    Death Riders 1994

    Watched 18 Jan, 2016

    Watching Death Riders will make you think you're blacking out as large chunks of the film are missing. And I'm pretty sure it's a result of the video distributor giving a pair of scissors to a blind man, because the 91 minutes run time feels excessively truncated as scenes jump mid-scene, whole scenes and scenarios seem missing, new characters are suddenly on screen with no introduction (and killed off or just disappear all the same), and events unfold like the…

  • White Fire

    White Fire 1984

    ★★★ Watched 13 Jan, 2016

    Badly dubbed Robert Ginty and his sister played by Melinda Mayne are diamond smugglers who were orphaned as young children. When the local legend of the 2000-carat "White Fire" diamond becomes a reality, a whole bunch of nefarious folks want it - including Fred "The Hammer" Williamson - despite it being radioactive. Featuring a diamond mine headquarters that looks like a sci-fi movie set complete with officer uniforms that look like they're from Turkish Star Wars, White Fire is anything…

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  • Science Crazed

    Science Crazed 1989

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jan, 2013 2

    Another viewing of this WTF masterpiece further solidifies it as the ultimate leader of films that defy logic, that defy reason, that defy the viewer any comprehension or existence of cinematic formula. Each take, each shot, each composition feels unaltered, untrimmed, unedited, and the resulting concoction of audio-visual stimuli is enough to drive any and all viewers mad! It's hilarious, it's insane, it's unbelievable, it's unlike any other film experience you've ever had, or will have! It's SCIENCE CRAZED!

  • Tintorera: Killer Shark

    Tintorera: Killer Shark 1978

    ★★★ Watched 01 Jun, 2014 1

    Tintorera surpasses Cannibal Holocaust for animal cruelty, as more than a handful of sharks, barracuda, manta ray, and other fish, are harpooned or shot right before your very eyes... animal-lovers avoid... but if you can make it past this cruelty to animals there's a surprisingly unique movie here, where shark hunters/womanizers strike up a three-way consensual relationship that manages to leap over conventional boundaries and enemies become friends, but animals become enemies in this Mexican soap-opera-slash-weird-Jaws-rip-off featuring barbaric treatment of the oceans' creatures....