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  • The Expendables 3 2014

    Watched 15 Aug, 2014

    Lumbering and neutered and no where near as fun as it should be, but not awful. So.... yay?

    Note: I have not seen the first two.

  • Perfect Sense 2011

    Watched 12 Aug, 2014

    This premise is straight up ludicrous on paper: A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic begins to rob people of their sensory perceptions. And yet for 90 minutes, the flurry of emotion never stops coming. Kinda great.

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    Watched 08 Aug, 2014

    I usually don't like to report on when I walk out of movies, but I had to vacate this thing with about 30-40 minutes left. Really just a depressing and joyless experience, the former coming to fruition when upon leaving the theater, I spotted a guy in his late 20's sitting in the back row with who I assume was his girlfriend; the guy, sporting a green Ninja Turtles t-shirt and a backwards hat, looking completely numb from the awful…

  • 3 Days to Kill 2014

    ½ Watched 21 Feb, 2014

    Steinfeld: "I don't even know how to ride a bike."

    Costner: "What kind of a kid doesn't know how to ride a bike?"

    Steinfeld: "The kind that doesn't have a father to teach her."

    The worst.