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  • Patriots Day

    Patriots Day

    Poor in all the ways you'd expect but LOVE LOVE LOVE when Wahlberg's entirely made up character returns home several hours after the explosions to panicked family members swarming him in his living room asking if Al-Qaeda was involved in the bombings, Wahlberg interjects in-between the shouting and questions someone right beside him, asking "are you fucking eating Cheerios on my couch?" Absolute bliss. Also love after the explosion when Wahlberg goes into a nearby bar searching for signs of…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    The only time I ever gave a shit was during the pool party when the douchebag producer is describing his idea for a Goldilocks and the Three Bears movie wherein the entire movie would be seen from the perspective of the bears. Give me that movie.

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  • Inferno


    Felicity Jones: can i get you anything?
    Hanks (with amnesia): uh, yes... it's hot... you drink it in the morning... not tea...
    Felicity Jones: coffee?
    Hanks: yes, coffee.

    best film of 2016

  • Queen of Earth

    Queen of Earth

    Katherine Waterston's failed attempt to get the lights off in her bedroom by throwing a pillow at the light switch is one of the realest things I've ever seen.